What have you done today?

"The drummer plays the guitar, and the guitarist plays the piano. The pianist plays the bass, as the bassist plays the cello. The guy who plays the cello is sick with swine flu, In the kitchen stairway, is the guy who mixes it on the computer, making out with another dude. The computer was previously unattended, and now occupied by a possessive little sister. The little sister plays the Sims3, where she's making her neighbour's family, whom she thinks is more loving than her own. Her neighbour's family is abusive, and the daughter is uncertain of her own gender. They're at the beach now, fishing crabs. The crabs are venomous crabs accidentally imported from Vesun, which is on Venus. On Vesun, there landed a space-ship from the earth. The guy who made the space-ship is a neurotic mess from NASA, living on underpayment. This guy has an uncle. The uncle has a daughter. The daughter has just gotten a baby son, called Tom. Tom is an aftermath of rape. When Tom grows up to the age of sixteen, he finds his half-brother Mot in Africa, who was also the outcome of rape. Mot's mother is called Manjula. Her dad is from India, and has a cow called Moo. The cow is often visited by a kid called Kare, who has a distant relative in Iceland, called DottirSon. DottirSon is a doctor. He doesen't have kids. He has snakes. One of the snakes is flown from China. China is a big country. So is Russia, but they don't have all that many people living in it. China should Invade Russia. In Russia, there lives a kid called Dimitrij. Dimitrij went to the same ballet academy as Olga. Dimitrij introduced Olga to Börre, who is a guy from Sweden. Olga married Börre, let her career and Russia behind, moving with Börre to Sweden. Dimitrij was left behind with a broken heart and drank himself into a sorrowful death. Venny, a girl from The United States comes by and picks up Dimitrij's unfinished bottle, and brings it on the plane to Spain. In spain, Venny meets Daniego. Or Danouise. Dan's a transvestite. Venny finds his situation charming, and marries Dan in Norway, 'cause they do that stuff in Norway. In Norway, they run over and kill a guy called Tor, in their wedding limousine. Vinny is shokcked and frightened, and flees to the place there is no stress at all. London. In London, Vinny's taxi runs over Tor's sister, Frøydis. She dies as well. The taxi driver usually picks up Frøydis' boyfriend from work every week-day at five. He does that no more. In the free half-an hour every week-day he now has, he was once stopped by a family of five at Heathrow airport, whom has just arrived from the South Pole. They were wearing suspicially few clothes, coming straight from the south pole. The youngest in this family is a distant cousin of the guy who delivers pizza to the band referred to in the beginning. But today, because the airplane from the South Pole decided to take a short visit through Ireland first, a bit of the wing crashed in a tall building, and the pieces fell down on the pizza delivery. What came knocking on the door instead, was a chunk of metal. the metal flew in the doors and bunked the whole band's heads, and they suddenly started picking up the wrong instruments. And I'm the one who made out with the guy who mixes on the computer, out in the kitchen stairway," said Pete happily.

"... You had me going until the crabs came." Lily gave him a humorous look, but shook her head. "I just asked what you'd done today."

"Whatever. You still cannot ever make a better reply to that than I," he said firmly.

"Oh, I can too."

"Cannot."

"Can too!" She threw a pillow at him.

"Ouch..! What have you done today, then?", he asked.

"I've made a whole civilisation, and fought more wars than Sweden has in the last millennium." Peter threw the pillow back, harder.

"You've played Black and White."

"Yes. Yes I have."